Villanos International: A Battle Against Perfection

As the Secretary General of Villanos International, or as the English would say, Villains International, I am honored to introduce our esteemed President, Lady Temptin Grabber. She will share her insights on the critical crisis we face today.

“Thank you, Senior Corrupt Gambo. Crisis indeed looms over us. Two children, devoid of school, homework, and any responsibilities, are on the brink of creating chaos in our world. The catastrophe lies in their pursuit of perfection within a flawless world. Imagine a life where everyone walks 10,000 steps daily, shuns junk food temptations, and consumes sugar-free sweets, broccoli for breakfast, lentil soup for lunch, and dandelion greens for dinner. Utter nonsense, I say!”

“UT Countess Gedola Selfish Loa, the convenor of our board, will now share her thoughts on this grave matter.”

“I wonder what the world is coming to. Who implanted such ridiculous ideas into children’s heads? It must be these modern teachers. There’s a particular school in India, Thei Amani International School, renowned for instilling the ‘right’ ideas in their students’ minds. Their motto, ‘Dare To Dream, Learn To Excel,’ encourages an ever-evolving education. These children traverse the globe, striving to improve the world, making our lives unbearable in the process. Truly atrocious.”

“I support the Countess’ proposal,” interjected Mr. Shifty No Good.

“I haven’t proposed anything yet, but thank you for your support nonetheless,” responded the Countess.

“I propose we lure the children here, away from their quest for perfection, to our Palace of Temptation,” suggested Mr. No Good.

“A splendid idea! We’ll grab the kids!” exclaimed Lady Grabber.

“Do not always be so overt with the idea of grabbing. Be more subtle, more politically correct. We will entice the kids to come here voluntarily,” advised the Countess.

“But how? India is so far away,” wondered Lady Grabber.

“I have a plan. I am in close contact with the dreaded Transylvanian gang of goons, the Chucklehead Clan. We will send them, the masters of craftiness, on our Air Albatross flight to India. They will sway the children and induce them to come here voluntarily to our Palace of Temptation—a place where they can lead a perfect life filled with candies, junk food, toys, and no school. What child could resist that?”

“Yippee! You are such an admirably evil genius, Countess Brilliante,” praised Count G.

“Brilliant indeed, but I still think grabbing works better than mollycoddling. However, go ahead with your plan. I will text them the details of the mission and ask them to report here ASAP,” said Lady Grabber.

“Done. They should be here shortly,” confirmed the Countess.

“You are fantastically wicked, Count. I wish I could be like you,” admired Lady Grabber.

“Stick by me, girl, and I will teach you all the trickery there is to be learned. I will teach you to be as maliciously devious as I am,” promised the Count.

Thus, Villanos International embarked on their malevolent mission to derail the children’s pursuit of perfection and draw them into their web of temptation and deceit.